F U N N I E S
[1:12pm] Seven: i got like 6 inches of snow last night
[1:13pm] Baldr: listen. all i read was "i got 6 inches" and i was immediately interested in the plot
[1:13pm] Dragon: LOL
[1:13pm] mithril: only 6?
[1:13pm] Seven: yes
[1:13pm] mithril: oh my joke went along with rancid's message
[1:14pm] mithril: only 6.
[1:14pm] Cirrus: slow clap
[1:14pm] mithril: that's kinda sad
[1:14pm] mithril: but then again, I'm a lesbian
[1:14pm] Rancid: im also a lesbian
[1:14pm] Asuhrua: ooo me too
[1:14pm] Baldr: that doesn't always stop the 6 inch punisher
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[6:49pm] Kazoku: okay so like, for legal purposes this isnt a true story, but I remember when i was like 16 I stole a goose egg and tried to raise it myself-
[6:49pm] GOOSE: DMASF
[6:49pm] mithril: LMAO
[6:51pm] Kazoku: yeah i walked to a park that was down the road from my dad's house and it had this body of water with an island and these two geese had like 6 eggs so i waded through the water and stole one of them bitches when the geese werent looking. liTTLE DID I KNOW, GEESE ARE FUCKING FAST AS FUCC BOI
[6:51pm] Kazoku: and my fatass trying to run through the moVING water while trying not to drop this egg-
[6:52pm] mithril: SDHFDSHDFS
[6:52pm] mithril: omg kaz
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[5:21pm] WendigoWolf: just entered
[5:22pm] monkey: as a flaming lesbian i have priotiy to beat someones ass who is not currently present but when they are its on sight
[5:22pm] WendigoWolf: nice incoming thing to read lol
[5:22pm] monkey: ur welcome
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[12:24pm] goth: i had a dream last night i went into a store that was playing lil peep and i started crying in the store
[12:24pm] Mansery: D :
[12:24pm] Afton: weeps
[12:24pm] goth: even in my dreams..
[12:24pm] TechnoPhantom: so what youre saying is you walked into a hottopic
[12:24pm] goth: LMFAO
[12:24pm] Zuko: LOL
[12:24pm] Mansery: LOL
[12:24pm] goth: I THINK IT WAS
[12:24pm] TechnoPhantom: PFFT
[12:25pm] goth: i was shopping for fishnets and i just start crying in hot topic
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[3:52pm] Beebo: snitches dont get stitches anymore its 2021 u go straight to the ditch
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[3:19pm] vreel: i remember when someone stole the exact same hex colors as my character
[3:19pm] vreel: but it wasnt considered theft bc it didnt have some stripes on it
[3:19pm] lotus: I thought you were talking about
[3:19pm] lotus: Your pose set colors
[3:20pm] vreel: like same color everything, same body, same llayout, same eyes/nose/paws
[3:20pm] lotus: And I was just like what
[3:20pm] vreel: LOL
[3:20pm] vreel: imagine
[3:20pm] lotus: LMAO
[3:20pm] vreel: MFLKGMFGL
[3:20pm] lotus: I HAD THAT HAPPEN BEFORE WHERE A USER
[3:20pm] ryzen: he stole my pixels!!!
[3:20pm] Numb: oh darn
[3:20pm] vreel: UOU CANT HAVE
[3:20pm] lotus: THEY REALLY LIKED ME AND IDOLIZED ME
[3:20pm] TurmionKatilot: LOL
[3:20pm] lotus: SO THEY KEPT COPYING ME
[3:20pm] vreel: PINK COLOR #10929 THATS MINE
[3:20pm] ryzen: ISBFGHD VREEL STOPS DHF;4
[3:20pm] Civilian: i love how you have the hex color memorized
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[3:55pm] Imajique: I went yesterday for covid test. Fun times were had
[3:55pm] lotus: Ive had it 4 times now
[3:55pm] ryzen: FOUR?!
[3:55pm] ryzen: the test or the fucking disease
[3:55pm] lotus: yes
[3:56pm] lotus: if i had the disease 4 times
[3:56pm] lotus: i can promise u, i would not be on furry home dot com
[3:56pm] lotus: in my dying moments
[3:56pm] ryzen: i would be its part of my contract
[3:56pm] Imajique: Don't lie yes u would
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[6:24pm] devvnm: having rub craving
[6:24pm] porkchop: god please never say those words again
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[3:49pm] viverrinae: I wanna rewrite mambo no 5 but alcohol instead of girls names
[3:52pm] viverrinae: I like rum, whiskey, vodka and brandy And as I continue you know they getting sweeter So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me is drinking it's just like sport, anything fly It's all good, let me dump it, please set in the trumpet A little bit of Jameson in my life A little bit of Wine by my side A little bit of Henney is all I need A litt
[3:52pm] viverrinae: le bit of Jose is what I see A little bit of Bud in the sun A little bit of Captain all night long A little bit of Jack Daniels, here I am A little bit of BOOZE makes me happy